What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?

Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-J W Pepper

Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

From Russia With Love

A View to a Kill

Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Libtards argue Obama deported more people than Trump, but if that were true why weren't they comparing Obama to Idi Amin?

Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why is there so much evil in the world?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What are your thoughts on a Russian poetry prize banning entries from transgender people? Why is Russia so transphobic?

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Would you let your son wear leggings to school?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”She is very sexyful!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”